overheard - head and neck

Mr. Panda: Baby, now that I’m your husband, I’m officially the Head of this unit, so you have to listen and do what I tell you, ok?

Mrs. Princess Panda: Sure, ok! *beams*

Mr. Panda: *suspicious*

Mrs. PP: You can be the Head no problem. And I can be the Neck! (:

Mr. P: *blinks at me*

Mrs. PP: So you see, I’ll be right below you…but I will determine your course. *smirk*

Mr. P: …….!!!!

Mrs. PP: *feeling pleased with myself*

Mr. P: *long pause* You know baby, people never talk about slitting the head do they? It’s always ‘slitting the throat/neck’. And do you know why?

Mrs. PP: *glare at Mr. Panda*

Mr. P: *pats my bristling head tenderly*….It’s because when you slit the neck, the head dies. Just like if anything happens to you, I’m finished.

Mrs. PP: *melts* Awww….ok lah, you can determine our course too….*big hugs*

And THIS is how Mr. Panda rules the roost! (;

-- adapted from Prof Haidakusumo's Blog

掌纹-曹格

在我的手心你落下的眼泪很冰

晶莹的泪滴轻轻滑过我的一生

春去春又回我走过的孤独很

难忘那一刻你走进生命的瞬间

我不信命我信爱情是没有理由

悲欢的注定在我的掌纹中你在那里

如此的清晰没有输赢你是我的命

在我的手心你落下的眼泪很冰

晶莹的泪滴轻轻滑过我的一生

春去春又回我走过的孤独很黑

难忘那一刻你走进生命的瞬间

我不信命我信爱情是没有理由

悲欢的注定在我的掌纹中你在那里

如此的清晰没有输赢你是我的命

我不信命

我信命中你给的每个考验和奇迹

在我的掌纹中安身立命是否愿意

张开手你回应

我不信命我不信命我只信你

iphone

(a conversation with my little nephew)

'do you have games inside?'

'no'

'aunt, next time when you grow up,

you must get an iphone,

so that you can download and play games!'

thats the iphone generation.

(fyi) little David is 4 this yr

KOI

if you saw the video i shared on facebook,

it seems like KOI is bad,

or rather, bubble tea is bad in general.

so they shrunk things up

and here's what is essentially inside your bbtea :

creamer,

sugar syrup,

flavour essence,

potato/sago flour,

and water.

effects of drinking too much bbtea:

narrowing of arteries,

cancer.

immediate problem of drinking bbtea:

obesity!

so moral of the story?

be like the little Danbo,

自能望梅止渴 );

make-up

is this what humans value?

how long will beauty last?

how far will beauty go?

how deep will beauty get?

is this really beauty?

would you want to date a gorgeous looking girl,

be the envy of everyone else,

but dread to wake up each morning,

only to find yourself in a nightmare,

next to someone not as pretty as she seems.

ask then, which girl wouldn't yearn to find someone

who accepts them for everything they are,

especially for how she looks,

be it she is slim, plump, tall, short,

even in the days when she just feels 'not-so-pretty'

its a deceiving world ):

sunset

' I WILL TRUST THE PERSON I LOVE'

thats the sweetest promise you ever made.

i'm sorry for the anger, for the coldness,

but i never stop loving you despite that,

and thank you for not giving up.

dear, i love you,

we will watch the sunset together one day.

trust

'I TRUST YOU'

is a better compliment than

'I Love You'

because,

you may not always trust the person you love,

but,

you can always will always love the person you trust'

how true and sweet these words are, but they never come from you. how can you say you love me when your trust in me is so stingy. where can i find happiness from someone who holds me close to him but doubt my heart. in those instances, we were so close, yet we were miles apart. who am i to you? what am i to you?

in this pursuit, i lost myself. i looked through the reflection in your eyes and wonder who is it that you are seeing? who is this that is immersing in your love? what is it of this reflection that captures your love? was it me? or was it the gratification that you find solace in?

where can i find consolation in your words? or are they mere words said to mask how you know you cant give me your trust? were they said just pacify the naive me? why tell me you would consider the escape route out of this hurting when you know you want to prove me wrong? why wont you just say it straight and simple? din't it ever cross your mind how that will put across to me? don't you realize how much disappointment will engulf me?

this taste of disappointment is so bitter as it holds in my mouth and slowly drip into my heart. i touched my face. but this face is no longer familiar to me. the lines of it all, so odd and so sad.

i'm tired, really.

facebook stalker

facebook... ...

almost always, i find myself moving the mouse over and clicking on the tap 'facebook'.

it has soon become a routine that i will check fackbook for the latest news updates.

when there is a few moments to slack a little, i find myself staring at facebook.

more than often i just left myself logged into facebook for no apparent reason.

often or more so always, i wonder why the hell am i on facebook stalking people?

its not as if i am so interested in them that i want to know every move of their's.

neither am i such an attention seeker that i want to let the whole network stalk me.

neither isit the fact that i have nothing better to do than be on facebook.

so why on earth do i always find myself on facebook?

being a silent stalker on facebook is NOT my hobby!

i think i seriously need to GET A LIFE!

ironing

LOVE is not a mere emotion -

it is a decision to do what's right

and good for another person.

Love is... ...

forgiving, knowing that anger will do nothing good,

listening to each other's stories, and cry together,

accepting everything that makes up the person,

dare to be the real you in each other's presence,

taking care of each other when sickness falls,

sensing and responding to each other's need,

encouraging and supporting each other,

understanding the fears and weakness,

reminding each other of the memories,

reassuring each other time and again,

doing the most crazy things together,

loving the strengths and the flaws,

loving beyond the skin,

a responsibility,

never ending.

add-ins by the boyfriend;

love is... ...

gentle,

kind,

with you around!

(argh how can i forget this?!?! this is the most important of all!)

balloons

balloons,

they give some form of hope,

they carry one's dream into the universe,

they are hold your little prayers to the Creator.

it is a symbol of BELIEVING!

the way you are

Oh her eyes, her eyes

Make the stars look like they’re not shining

Her hair, her hair

Falls perfectly without her trying

She’s so beautiful

And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know

When I compliment her

She wont believe me

And its so, its so

Sad to think she don’t see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay

I say

When I see your face

There’s not a thing that I would change

Cause you’re amazing

Just the way you are

And when you smile,

The whole world stops and stares for awhile

Cause girl you’re amazing

Just the way you are

Her nails, her nails

I could kiss them all day if she’d let me

Her laugh, her laugh

She hates but I think its so sexy

She’s so beautiful

And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know

Id never ask you to change

If perfect is what you’re searching for

Then just stay the same

So don’t even bother asking

If you look okay

You know I say

When I see your face

There’s not a thing that I would change

Cause you’re amazing

Just the way you are

And when you smile,

The whole world stops and stares for awhile

Cause girl you’re amazing

Just the way you are

The way you are

The way you are

Girl you’re amazing

Just the way you are

When I see your face

There’s not a thing that I would change

Cause you’re amazing

Just the way you are

And when you smile,

The whole world stops and stares for awhile

Cause girl you’re amazing

Just the way you are

d.i.f.f.i.c.u.l.t

if one does not know / understand the concept of 'Difficult',

does it mean that he will never find something,

or better still, anything difficult at all?

if this is logical,

then shouldn't we unlearn the concept of 'Difficult',

so that we will embrace everything in our stride

and believe we can do whatever that is given to us?

tiptoe.nightmare

i had a dream the other day after seeing some photos on fb.

in the dream... they snared at me, and mocked me... ...

they said, '你还看得过去， 但不能吃， 也没有用!'

我到底做错了什么你们就要这样对我！

三个月过去了，我却始终放不开，

我却还天真的以为，我走过了，

但原来它一直都还是束缚着我。

它一直像个鬼魂似的缠着我。

一心，勇敢走出去吧！

因为这些日子以来，受尽折腾的人是自己，

而他们却乐得看到这样的我吧！

暑假实习，葬送吧!

stairway to heaven

first of october, its children's day

Jesus took grandma home... ...

Pastor Ong said,

she became a child again,

and Jesus received her

with both hands wide open

into the gates of Heaven.