overheard - head and neck

Mr. Panda: Baby, now that I’m your husband, I’m officially the Head of this unit, so you have to listen and do what I tell you, ok?

Mrs. Princess Panda: Sure, ok! *beams*

Mr. Panda: *suspicious*

Mrs. PP: You can be the Head no problem. And I can be the Neck! (:

Mr. P: *blinks at me*

Mrs. PP: So you see, I’ll be right below you…but I will determine your course. *smirk*

Mr. P: …….!!!!

Mrs. PP: *feeling pleased with myself*

Mr. P: *long pause* You know baby, people never talk about slitting the head do they? It’s always ‘slitting the throat/neck’. And do you know why?

Mrs. PP: *glare at Mr. Panda*

Mr. P: *pats my bristling head tenderly*….It’s because when you slit the neck, the head dies. Just like if anything happens to you, I’m finished.

Mrs. PP: *melts* Awww….ok lah, you can determine our course too….*big hugs*

And THIS is how Mr. Panda rules the roost! (;

-- adapted from Prof Haidakusumo's Blog